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Post by Prophet on Apr 10, 2011 0:37:53 GMT -8
Foot in Mouth
I just took my foot and shoved it towards my mouth, unhinged my jaw, and proceeded to swallow it whole.
I took the joke & ran with it just a little too far — scaring away those half-sane people, with a big “Whatever!” running through their minds.
Chewing my calf & shin —
Boy, this knee sure is chewy, yet crunchy, in a strangely undesirable way.
Gee, that girl sure was cute, and that one was so willing, until I took a beautiful conversation and destroyed it with bizarre ramblings.
Why is my mind so wicked & cruel, losing all sense of tact?
Shall I ever cease to put my foot in my mouth?
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